Dear Hot Water,
When you came back to me on Friday, after being away for a month. I was overjoyed. Our connection was back, and I felt whole again.
Our love was growing strong once more. We frolicked in the morning, we bathed in pleasure in the afternoon. We made a serious date for this evening to read magazines together, soaking in the bliss of steamy bubble vanilla scented heaven.
But this morning, what did I do? Why did you leave? You didnt even wait for me to finish shaving my legs. Did you not feel the love? Was it because my leg hair had gotten that long to begin with?
I know I was told there would be a chance you would leave again real soon, but I was hoping you loved me as much as I loved you.
Please come back to me. I will be good, I promise.
Love always
14 comments:
tragic :( and i can imagine you walking around with a half shaved leg sarah!!
Oh no! I feel for you Sarah! Hope your relationship with Mr Hot Water gets repaired very soon! Thanks for the laugh! Have a great Sunday! :)
Love how you have this wonderful sense of humour, are you sure it just wasn't a one night stand with Mr. Hot Water, he left in such an amazing hurry.
Hope you get him back soon girlfriend.
I reckon the plumber was just after your money, he should have just told you to get a new one or something...well you didnt smell or anything today chick and your gorgoues, hairy or not LOL
Thanks for the giggle Sarah! I really hope Mr Hot comes back real soon! :) :) :)
Aww, you poor thing. Hope he comes back to you soon!
PS. Thanks for the advice on the book. I'm absolutely going to get to the library this week if I can. :)
Cool post. Pun intended. And I really enjoyed your photographic style on your other blog as well.
Yikes! How come your having a hard time with your water heater? I'd be one stinky girl, I can't handle taking cold showers! Hope it comes back soon!
*giggle* LOL *snort* ... u poor chook!!
You are too funny! Sorry to hear of your "loss"...that is one luxury I wouldn't want to lose.
EEEH! I'm so sorry. That stinks! Well at least its warm down there right now right? I hope it gets fixed by winter for you guys. Brrr!!!
You could always stop shaving your legs and say you are going "green". ;) hehe
how well written is that!!! LOVE IT SARAH!!!!!
Thanks for ALWAYS stopping by my blog and leaving GORGEOUS comments :) x
Hope your relationship is rescued and saved soon. Or is just an excuse to get the "cute" repairman back???
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