27.4.10

Once Upon a Time


On a Scrap Tuesday in a galaxy far far away. Lived a beautiful princess ( for those with any doubt — go look up the meaning of Sarah ).
 She was joyous even with an early wake up call. For early wake up call meant that the young Princes would be returning to study and her rein of scrap Tuesday would continue.
She sang for joy as bluebirds whistled their merry tunes and she thought about getting her kingdom ready. 
She set the table for fine dining ( crackers, dip and chocolate), and plotted her layouts. 
When a small niggle sat in the middle of her chest. 

"Ouch" she sighed as she rubbed it and continued upon her way.

 Soon two other princesses had joined her, and they sat and laughed daintily with no hint of gossip at all........

"Ouch" cried the princess again and she gave a gasp for breath, before setting her photo down, 

"ouch" cried the poor princess again, as she poured the cup of tea with a big grasp for breathe.

 The other princesses looked on with concern, and horror, as their friend turned slightly grey around the edges with her chest pains and gasps for breath.
The princess ( finally) thought this is not right and rang the Handsome Prince, from his royal duty. 
The Handsome Prince looked on with concern as the royal stead dropped the princess off to the royal physician who then proclaimed — get thee to thy Hospital and the kidnapped her away. poked and prodded, contrasted and flipped, they gasped with Horror and spirited her away to the place of pre princess life - Westmeed Hospital, where the sweet princess was working at the time of meeting the Handsome prince,

The ( unfortunately ) not eye candy doctors  cried with concern and looked at her with horror when she mentioned returning to the castle, and promptly tied her to the bed. On the same ward she used to walk as a peasant.  

There they poked and prodded as the two teams argued her case, one very dangerous and the other only slightly so, they starved her, with not even a drop of water in her mouth for days. They poked and prodded and flipped her about, until finally 3 days later broth oh sweet broth and jelly too boot!
4 days, finally great ( ok not so great) food abound, for the teams had stopped fighting after the Disney  land ride from hell, and decided it was only the slightly dangerous and she would be allowed home to her royal abode with her sweet princes who missed their mother gratefully, and she was happy even if she now had a bra stuffed with cabbages. 


Ps - sudden giving up of breastfeeding sucks. How long till the pain completely goes???!!!!??!?



14 comments:

CraftyMummy said...

Oh my! What adventures you have had, Princess! I bet you are glad to be home. And glad you did not have to endure the torture chamber during your stay! (My Prince puts people to sleep in a torture chamber here in our Kingdom - I think he's eye candy but he would disagree ;)
And, ow!, I remember that particular cabbage leaf related pain too :( Hope it passes soon too.

Chloe :-) said...

Ouch Ouch Ouch!!! Hope you feel better super quick :-)

Leanne said...

i love how you told this story.. and i hope you feel better soon... ahhh cabbage..{bout the only thing they good for.. YUK}..
anyho hope you feel better and get scrappin..oh and loved how you still did slice of sunday...

daph-a-dills said...

and i can not be held responsible for this sweet princess was elsewhere having her own medi crisis.....Thank goodness all is well and please dont scare us again so....by all means keep up your writing....your very witty indeed :-)

mustangkayla said...

Yikes! What a tail and so well told! I remember that pain, I took lots of hot showers. I hope it passes soon!

Shell said...

OH DEARY ME! Not good at all. I hope you are feeling much better now fair princess. xx

Sar said...

OMG Sarah!!! Hope you get better quick, your poor bugger. xoxo

Kim said...

gosh what a tale to tell, hope all i swell soon

Mandy said...

poor bugger....hope you get better real soon....thought it was your heart...the boobs you can deal with!!!!ps...i love cabbage to eat...does that mvke me wierd!!!lol...take care!!!xxx

Kate said...

thankgod it was westmead!!

aussiescrapper said...

This is serious, but gotta laugh at your wonderful creative description of the hell you have been through, omg giving up breastfeeding, wow that is amazing. I hope you are feeling alot better, and I hope you are taking good care of yourself, well your young princesses and handsome prince are probably very worried about their queen. So glad to hear you are blogging away dear friend, take your time, thinking of you. Love Melxxx

Stacy Cohen said...

Oh no!!! Hope you're okay now, princess!

KarenB said...

Oh no Princess Sarah :( I thought you'd been quiet... Hope you are recovering well xx

Melinda Spinks said...

Oh my goodness, where have I been... sorry I missed this, and sorry that you had to go through it - sometimes being a woman sucks! Hope you are well again now?
Melinda x