Once Upon a Time

On a Scrap Tuesday in a galaxy far far away. Lived a beautiful princess ( for those with any doubt — go look up the meaning of Sarah ).

 She was joyous even with an early wake up call. For early wake up call meant that the young Princes would be returning to study and her rein of scrap Tuesday would continue.

She sang for joy as bluebirds whistled their merry tunes and she thought about getting her kingdom ready. 

She set the table for fine dining ( crackers, dip and chocolate), and plotted her layouts. 

When a small niggle sat in the middle of her chest. 

"Ouch" she sighed as she rubbed it and continued upon her way.

 Soon two other princesses had joined her, and they sat and laughed daintily with no hint of gossip at all........

"Ouch" cried the princess again and she gave a gasp for breath, before setting her photo down, 

"ouch" cried the poor princess again, as she poured the cup of tea with a big grasp for breathe.

 The other princesses looked on with concern, and horror, as their friend turned slightly grey around the edges with her chest pains and gasps for breath.

The princess ( finally) thought this is not right and rang the Handsome Prince, from his royal duty. 

The Handsome Prince looked on with concern as the royal stead dropped the princess off to the royal physician who then proclaimed — get thee to thy Hospital and the kidnapped her away. poked and prodded, contrasted and flipped, they gasped with Horror and spirited her away to the place of pre princess life - Westmeed Hospital, where the sweet princess was working at the time of meeting the Handsome prince,

The ( unfortunately ) not eye candy doctors  cried with concern and looked at her with horror when she mentioned returning to the castle, and promptly tied her to the bed. On the same ward she used to walk as a peasant.  

There they poked and prodded as the two teams argued her case, one very dangerous and the other only slightly so, they starved her, with not even a drop of water in her mouth for days. They poked and prodded and flipped her about, until finally 3 days later broth oh sweet broth and jelly too boot!

4 days, finally great ( ok not so great) food abound, for the teams had stopped fighting after the Disney  land ride from hell, and decided it was only the slightly dangerous and she would be allowed home to her royal abode with her sweet princes who missed their mother gratefully, and she was happy even if she now had a bra stuffed with cabbages. 

Ps - sudden giving up of breastfeeding sucks. How long till the pain completely goes???!!!!??!?